*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
*Furiously masturbates in front of a mirror*
*uses fucking hormonal birth control and has sex with tested partners*
Inspired by the many complaints i’ve received of older Lilo’s resemblance to Nani.
To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend
This is very important to remember. No matter how discouraged you get, just remember thus: Someone out there enjoys your work. If nothing else, do it for them!
best magical girl
forever my inspiration
when someone you dont like texts you about their problems
I love this so much
This might be the best thing everThat was a wild ride.
This was terrifying and informative. Thank you, William.
on the news they just said that idina menzel is best known for her role as rachel berry’s mom
So I found this on a paranormal thread and the user said it really works.
How to do it
Supplies: A large dark towel (Preferably black), thick red dye , crowbar, at least 3 light sources (Flashlight, candle, match, anything that emits light (Bring as much as you can.)
At 12 am make your way to the desired room. Now, you don’t need to be in a bathroom to do this but I highly suggest it. If you are in a room with multiple mirrors this could go bad, very bad. Just make sure there’s only one mirror. And there can be absolutely no natural sunlight or it won’t work. I’m going to use a bathroom in this example
The dye is a mixture of dirt, milk, blood, does not need to be human. Just get it from the meats department. We got ours from our deli.
Have a mate assist you. Do NOT try this by yourself. When you have gathered all your supplies, one person will go inside the room with the supplies and shut themselves inside. The other person will wait right outside the door. Now lay out all your supplies and make one last check to make sure you have them all. Also write out these steps on a paper so you are confident you are doing everything correctly.
Now turn on your source of light, whether it’s a flashlight or a candle. Un screw the bathroom light bulbs. Now with the thick red dye, pour it on one of your hands. (This is the point of no return) With your dye covered hand make 4 dots on each corner of the mirror. At this time she is already present. She just is not revealing herself yet.
After you have made you four dots, run your towel under water and wipe your hands. Keep your crowbar at close distance. Turn all light sources off at this point. Now with your wet towel you will say. “This is the cleanser of the dead.” Put it over your head covering your eyes.
You will now say. “I wish to speak with the fallen Queen.” When you hear a soft voice say “Queen of fallen blood. Queen of hatred” Take the cloth off your head. Make sure you take it off your head.
This is the most important step. When you unclothe your eyes DONT yell or panic. If you do, things will go wrong. KEEP CALM. Ask her questions if you wish just remember to be very polite. She mirrors your actions so don’t be scared or angry.
There are two paths that are taken on this step.
Path 1: If things are getting bad and she threatens you or becomes aggressive you are going to have to smash your mirror. Then yell you to your bud to open the door.
Path 2: Say, “I must depart, your highness.” Then she will immediately vanish from the mirror. This doesn’t mean she is gone though. She just isn’t revealing herself. If you chose to leave after that, she will crawl out of any reflective surface in the house. And most likely kill you. Instead after you say “I must depart, your highness.” Find your light emitting device and turn it on to find your light bulbs. Screw them back in. Now one by one, wipe away the red dots. When they are completely gone, you now say. “Flee” You are now safe. She will not come back unless you completely do the ritual over again.
If you do this correctly she will appear.